Stargate Wars
Its Movie Mash-Up Monday – I’m mashing them up for you… enjoy!
Welcome to Movie Mash Up Monday. Today we were able to intercept a brief informal surveillance report from Co. Jack O’Neill describing a newly discovered planet. The natives refer to this planet as Tattoine.
Col. O’Neill’s report:
They have Igloos in the desert. I think they missed the point…
I recommend SPF 110+ (that exists right?)
Sun glasses: not optional!
Seems there could be a genealogical link between one of the life forms here and gophers.
Exercise extreme caution when blowing nose on Tattoine. What’s left in your tissue may come to life and turn into a massive, slimy, talking blob.
Grossly misunderstood desert “ground monsters.” Turns out they don’t eat food; actually thrive off of solar energy.
Odd, mobile trash receptacles around here.
Strange little cloaked Wizards display unusual fascination with the trash receptacles.
